va ye jok-e kheyli baahaal ::)))

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere....

* One Italian man had killed the other for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a "menage a trois".
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman.
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the ocean, one look at the
Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
while the woman lectures about her body being her own and the
true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing.
* The Irish began by dividing their island into north and south
and set up a distillery. They don't remember if there has been
any sex yet because it all gets sort of foggy after the first
few litres of coconut-whiskey-but at least they know the English
aren't getting any...